i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
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Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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