my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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