The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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