god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.