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do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?

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(618): do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like? http://tfl.nu/izmu

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Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:

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(305): Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D: http://tfl.nu/t26u

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I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.

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(612): I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous. http://tfl.nu/oxg9

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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her

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(540): It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her http://tfl.nu/aiow

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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!

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(323): Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end! http://tfl.nu/gq8b

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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.

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(215): so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen. http://tfl.nu/j7g1

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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.

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(612): I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo. http://tfl.nu/h4b8

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Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.

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Oh yum

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(817): Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck. (682): Oh yum http://tfl.nu/ssz6

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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards

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(630): And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards http://tfl.nu/vn30

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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.

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(803): You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night. http://tfl.nu/009v

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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.

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15 is 15

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(614): He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community. (1-614): 15 is 15 http://tfl.nu/ct2y

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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.

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(936): Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major. http://tfl.nu/nm7r

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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.

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hahahah

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(865): I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today. (1-865): hahahah http://tfl.nu/pyyj

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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band

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(503): I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band http://tfl.nu/jb22

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I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience

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(206): I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience http://tfl.nu/vnn7

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