Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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