Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control

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(813): View more from Florida

he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach

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(646): View more from New York

I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on

(908): View more from New Jersey

I knew I fell for you for a reason

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(585): View more from New York

So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.

(201): View more from New Jersey

Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....

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(301): View more from Maryland

the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.

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