i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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