Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
So much rum. So many feels.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
So much Jack, so little girl.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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