It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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