please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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