WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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