The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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