Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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