I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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