when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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