he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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