Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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