I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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