oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Nicole vs. Life
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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