i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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