so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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