One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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