dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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