HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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