He is an equal opportunity slut.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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