He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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