Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
His nipple licking is glorious
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