kristin has been a bad kristin
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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