So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
soo... how was my night?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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