DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
