have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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