dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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