i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Randomize
