I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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