I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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