I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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