I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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