I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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