I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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