Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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