Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
