Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
someone threw a dead crab at me
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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