you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Randomize
