Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
