my soul wont recognize me after tonight
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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