Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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