we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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