That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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