I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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