He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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