Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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