Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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