Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
