Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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