look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Drunk is not a location!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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