Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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